Still from 1974's "Murder on the Orient Express."

book earlier that day and accidentally succumbed to the cliché of not being able to put it down. Just as she reaches a climactic plot point, though, her husband, bandleader Ricky (Desi Arnaz), quietly enters the room and pecks her on the cheek. To Lucy, who’s been transported into the whodunit in which her nose is buried, this is a jolt — like stepping off a sidewalk curb in a dream. She reflexively chucks the book out the window and shrieks, “Don’t scare me like that!”

 

Before we get a closer look at the title of what Lucy’s reading — the disappointingly made-up The Mockingbird Murder Mystery — we’ve already assumed that she’s probably thumbing through an Agatha Christie novel. The latter was, after all, both among the most popular novelists of the time and the premier author of the kind of whodunit able to garner such a reaction from a reader. Even the most casual of a Christie fan is able to empathize with Lucy’s slapstick response. The writer crafted such riveting — and brilliantly intricate — whodunits at her peak that our becoming completely encased by them was about as preventable as fighting off a heart surgeon’s anesthetic. 

 

Much of what makes Christie’s novels so delicious — the elegant, sometimes glib prose, the easily recognizable characters, the eventual and breathless reveal of the cleverly-planned murder at the forefront — tend to get lost inside the scope of a cinematic adaptation, however. A great deal of money and a particularly romantic cinematographer can do much by way of making the recurring opulence of Christie’s stories come to luxurious life. But the episodic nature of, say, The Mirror Crack’d from Side to Side (1962), makes more sense when confined to the page than when stretched into a feature length. A movie’s worth of intense interrogations, followed by an almost mathematical explanation of the central scheme, is not as engaging when glittering sets, proudly of-the-time costumes, and star-studded casts take the place of Christie’s pen.

 

With the exception of a select few, the majority of Christie adaptations are glamorous yawns, gussied-up but not all that interesting artistically. But when a page to screen transition’s successful, we’re as transfixed as we might have been while reading the source material. Coming to mind is the delectable 1978 adaptation of Death on the Nile (1937), and, of course, the Academy-adored, commercial treasure chest that was the 1974 reimagining of 1934’s Murder on the Orient ExpressThe latter film, which was among the top 20 highest-grossing movies of that year, lines up with the decade’s attraction to movies in which starry ensemble casts faced calamity. It’s a quasi-disaster film, only the objects of destruction are neither miles-high skyscrapers nor lumbering cruise ships but rather crumbling white lies and dignities, all belonging to wealthy, impeccably-dressed people. 

 

The cinematic Murder on the Orient Express also stays true to what made Christie such an incomparable talent: her sense of humor remains pronounced here, and much is made of the antique pleasures of the source material. Set in the winter of 1935, the film famously takes place on the titular luxury locomotive and concerns the strange, mid-journey murder of American businessman Samuel Ratchett (Richard Widmark). Because his demise coincides with an emergency stop, and because some evidence points to a stowaway’s possibly being onboard, most presume that one of Ratchett’s enemies somehow hopped on the train, murdered the man, and then jumped right back off.

 

But to Hercule Poirot (Albert Finney), an egg-headed, cartoonisly Belgian detective, a hint of deception hangs in the air. The more he chats with the other people on the coach about Ratchett’s death, the more he senses a cover-up — and an overall feeling that someone, or multiple someones, on the Orient Express might have something to do with the crime. The ensemble cast, including such additional luminaries as Lauren Bacall, Ingrid Bergman, Jacqueline Bissett, John Gielgud, Sean Connery, Anthony Perkins, Vanessa Redgrave, and Michael York, make up the suspects, and each are given their moment to chew the scenery in extended, poker-faced one-on-ones with Finney’s Poirot. Particularly standing out are Bacall, as the brassy, compulsively talkative black widow Harriet Hubbard, and Bergman, as the meek, Bible-crazed missionary Greta Ohlsson. Though Finney is certainly Murder’s best feature: he’s a caricatured joy of a mustache-twirling, impossibly shrewd lead.

 

The film itself is reasonably stagey, and too-literally shows the ins-and-outs of the crime toward its end. (Poirot’s explanation of the death is already drawn-out as is, so we’re vexed when the movie’s director, Sidney Lumet, feels the need to show the murder in unnecessary, tedious detail immediately afterward.) But Murder on the Orient Express is nevertheless the best movie based on a Christie work. Her glossy, subtly satirical prose is effectively captured by screenwriter Paul Dehn, and it’s further complemented by the gleam of Geoffrey Unsworth’s photography and the artful, presentationally-styled performances. And, most satisfactorily, we gasp at the big reveal just as heartily as we might have if we were reading the novel. It’s a lot of fun — though turning toward Christie’s page-bound offerings might delight more. B+

DIRECTED BY

Sidney Lumet

 

STARRING

Albert Finney

Lauren Bacall

Martin Balsam

Ingrid Bergman

Jacqueline Bissett

Anthony Perkins

Wendy Hiller

John Gielgud

Vanessa Redgrave

Sean Connery

Michael York

Jean-Pierre Cassel

Rachel Roberts

Richard Widmark

 

RATED

PG

 

RELEASED IN

1974

 

RUNNING TIME

2 Hrs., 6 Mins.

Murder on the Orient Express November 9, 2017        

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